A Blast from the Past: "The Route 23 Psalm"
The Lord is my driver.
I shall not panic.
He keepeth me on the road.
He findeth me the bare spots.
He giveth me traction for He is in control.
Yea, though I drive down the glazed, icy road, I will not fear the ditches, for Thou art with me.
Thy salt and Thy sand, they comfort me.
Thou makest a safe track before me in the presence of speeding idiots.
Thou keepeth me calm even when I spilleth my commuting coffee.
Surely safety and traction shall follow me all the way to work -
And I shall drive safely in the presence of the Lord for a really long time.